A priceless excerpt from Jerome K Jerome's 1900 novel Three Men on the Bummel:
He said: "Have you overhauled it?"I said: "I have not, nor is anyone else going to overhaul it. Thething is now in working order, and it is going to remain in workingorder till we start."I have had experience of this "overhauling." There was a man atFolkestone; I used to meet him on the Lees. He proposed oneevening we should go for a long bicycle ride together on thefollowing day, and I agreed. I got up early, for me; I made aneffort, and was pleased with myself. He came half an hour late: Iwas waiting for him in the garden.